The Frankenpant

Our team "Frankensteined" a pair of our pants, and a pair of a well-known competitor. Then we asked you what tests we should run. Your recommendations were:

• A quarter-mile knee crawl
• Grinder and welding sparks
• A full-force kick to the nads
• Whacks from a spiked 2x4
• Roman candles, birdshot, and tannerite

Both sides took some damage, but only 1620 guarantees your pants for life and makes all the repairs you need to keep moving forward, no matter what the job throws at you.